Oh, the weather outside is weather.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

What is it about men that make women so lonely?

Reality rarely changes

Neither the life of anarchy nor the life enslaved by tyrants, no, worship neither. Strike the balance all in all and god will give you power.

The real and effectual discipline which is exercised over a workman is that of his customers. It is the fear of losing their employment which restrains his frauds and corrects his negligence.

The sharecropper may lower his eyes, but not because he's less of a man. That's just a condition of society that such things exist.

Even so, I must admire your skill. You are so gracefully insane.

Everything good that I know was taught to me by great teachers and I feel like giving back and sharing the technique is the thing to do.

I like intellectual journeys.

Empty your birdcage, empty your aquarium! To love is to give freedom; to love is to refuse the prisons!

In order to become a great man, one must first be a great rascal.