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Michael W. Grimard Quotes: Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
         

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.


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Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
         



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