Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

A man who believes everything can be explained by science is just as ignorant as someone who believes everything can be explained by religion.

I don't want that boy to fall over for just a bird that forgot that her wings are broken.

Obsessed is a word that the lazy use to describe the dedicated.

Daesh is attacking us. Their leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, wants to destroy the Saudi state. These people are criminals. They're psychopaths.

No one need fear to listen to the voice of God unless he has already made up his mind to resist it.

An argument can be made that relationship building is the treatment.

It seems quite impossible to walk in America.

Everyone has to learn to work with people - it's part of being an adult, too.

Great artists make the roads; good teachers and good companions can point them out. But there ain't no free rides, baby.

Fate is the friend of the good, the guide of the wise, the tyrant of the foolish, the enemy of the bad.