Oh we will all fry together when we fry. We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. There will be no more misery When the world is our rotisserie, Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

If you do not have persistence then no amount of education, talent or genius can make up for it.

When people turn other people into selfobjects, they are trying to turn a person into a kind of spare part.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

What pride to discover that nothing belongs to you - what a revelation.

No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

I believe we really became friends [with Larry Kramer] when we bonded at our fifteenth class reunion in 1972.

But sometimes normal just isn't happening. Sometimes crazy feels too good to resist.

I could not hear what they say about me, my 2 Stanley Cup rings were stuffed in my ears.

I have never been convinced throughout my life that one needs to be imitating others. I even tell my daughters not to look at me as a model.

I sort of see [cannabis] as the pilot light of Gian consciousness.