Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.

...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

It’s a lesson in life—don’t look back, you’ll trip over.

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I've always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.

Use the difficulties - if you can't avoid them

The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought: "That's what I want to do."

I suppose that every wanderer started in a garden somewhere. So few of us are born into motion.

In my job, you expect to suffer. That's why when I go to hell one day, it will be less painful for me than you, because I'm used to suffering.

We are running out of time

The troops may whine and moan, but when they meet the standard, there's a sense of pride.

Boogity, boogity boogity! Let’s go racing boys!

I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear.

We won when we toppled Saddam. That was the only clear goal of this war, to topple the Iraqi government. It took about 10 minutes.

A perpetually new and lively world, but a dangerous one, full of tragedy and injustice.

And I myself, in Rome, heard it said openly in the streets, "If there is a hell, then Rome is built on it.

A plan that everyone dislikes for different reasons is a success. A plan everyone dislikes for the same reason is a failure. A plan that everyone likes for the same reason is an act of God!