Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

So glorious does love transfigure its object"~Tarzan

Privacy isn't dead, although it is fashionable for digerati to say so.

I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.

Creativity involves putting your imagination to work. In a sense, creativity is applied imagination.

The chess player who develops the ability to play two dozen boards at a time will benefit from learning to compress his or her analysis into less time.

Artists of the world arise - it's time to dump your dealers.

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

I've always stayed really close with my mother and my father.

Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coersion, brainwashing, and manipulation.