Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

I felt a wish never to leave that room - a wish that dawn might never come, that my present frame of mind might never change.

I am tired of hearing negative words. I will supersaturate the world with positive words.

Find a good teacher, as I found for my sons. I feel the worst thing you can do is to try and teach your own children yourself, because there is a natural rebellion that occurs.

I had to hold my head up high and put a bold face on things, but the thoughts keep coming anyways.

Systems don't need to be changed. The trick is for a trader to develop a system with which he is compatible.

The King himself should be under no man, but under God and the Law.

The Chanel woman is slender, sophisticated and chic.

Stop grieving. Start giving thanks to me. You live to fight on other days.

Words are containers for power

It's hard not to be afraid. Be less afraid.