Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

What we perceive as the present is the vivid fringe of memory tinged with anticipation.

Samyak buddhi (right intellect) is that which shows things as they are.

The attitude of gratitude gives you the right rectitude and sound attitude towards life

Tomorrow will use you the way you use today.

Spend some amount of time alone everyday.

You flip through it and say, 'I'd like to have that product and I'd like to have a person like that. It is You placing your order with the Universe. It's really that easy.

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.

Beirut is where I was born and raised.

Life doesn't just happen to you; you receive everything in your life based on what you've given.

Good food is a celebration of life.