Oh ye of little faith. Not for IYD... But you didn't even try.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

If an Artist falls in love with you, you will live forever.

Confidence is what we get when we take fear, face it and replace it.

If you want to be happy, be wary of focusing on past events and do your best to live in the present.

In our country we call this type of mother love teng ai. My son has told me that in men's writing it is composed of two characters. The first means pain

God doesn't seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones.

You can't point a camera at someone and find out what's in their head. But it does the next best thing - it lets you speculate.

When those with ability at their job get to thinking they can't be done without, they're already on their way out.

You can't love your team without hating another team.

If the careers want me, let them find me.

Once a relationship is done, it's done. You can't do that back and forth thing.