Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

But I figure you're never too old to learn. That's when you become old, when you stop being fascinated by things, when you stop wanting to learn and explore.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.

For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

God blesses you when you stand up for what you believe in despite opposition.

If there is a God, I want to see him. I don't want to just hear some holy roller shouting about him.

It is incumbent upon every person of every description to contribute to his country's welfare.

I'm impatient sometimes.

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and reverent lifting of the heart to God in honor and praise for His goodness.

The U.S. Armed Forces are the best trained, best equipped fighting forces in the world.

When a culture simply shrugs about what happens to people in war, it breaks the fragile sequence, the bond between all people.

I find the less you focus on your flaws, the better off you are. Be yourself and be glad of who you are.

I don't think the players play with the same desire they once did.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.