Ohio, you're too white, too many white people to be in any way meaningful in a presidential election.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

To be free is to have achieved your life.

I think there are some stories that need to be told by a specific person as opposed to in the third person.

We can think for ourselves and we can awaken the world to a greater consciousness.

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.

The point of decorating, as far as I can tell, is to create the background for the best life you can have.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

I like what I like, I am who I am, I know what I want to do, you know what I'm saying?

The kindness and affection from the public have carried me through some of the most difficult periods, and always your love and affection have eased the journey.