Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

We are here on earth for a while.

It is always better to do the right thing.

Universe is an empty mirror. World is just the reflection of your thoughts.

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show.

All the world loves a lover, but how it does laugh at his love letters.

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

We meet again, at the turn of the tide. A great storm is coming, but the tide has turned.

Jesus is what God looks like in sandals

Kate Middleton's a pretty girl who sounds nice.

A good year for me is when me and my family are in good health. I'm just lucky to have good years doing something I like to do.