Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, " Archer offered.

I'm not sure whether you're confident or delusional, but thanks anyway.

The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?"Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's neither here nor there.

We're going to the Underworld, " Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.

It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that would make my headache go away, but that’s a heck of a side effect.

Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever youwant.”“Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

I love it with all of its villains and pretty liars and self-righteous pompers

The stars don't look bigger, but they do look brighter.

Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product.

I've never played for a draw in my life.

People have the inner resources to become anything they want to be. Challenge just becomes the vehicle for tapping into those inner resources.

At times I experience hardship in trying to find the proper point of balance between traditional things and my own personality.

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

Crazy ideas sometimes work, and the technological society that we have is built on a foundation of those crazy ideas that work.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

Be humble in order to attain enlightenment. Thus, after attaining it, be more humble still.