Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

Go without the latest iPhone, explore the world and discover...

And now it was official: I loved REI more than I loved the people behind Snapple lemonade.

Market economy favors the have against the have not

If you are nice, and keep your promise, we will be in paradise.

The source of creation is within you. You can be just a piece of flesh, or you can be the Creator himself - this is the choice and potential you have.

I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

What is worst about America was acted out. What is best in America doesn't export.

If an artist comes intuitively from the point of design, notan - lightness/darkness - is natural.

Teachers are by nature idealists, and they believe anything can be learned.

Purity, perseverance, and energy- these three I want.