Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

It is the darkness that makes the light visible, and not the other way around.

I survived, but it's not a happy ending.

After faith comes repentance, or, rather, repentance is faith's twin brother and is born at the same time.

Great deservers grow Intolerable presumers.

I ask for your forgiveness. I feel so miserable that it's difficult even to say sorry.

If a player is not performing, there are two ways of looking at it. You wait for performance to come, or maybe the moment has arrived where you have to change. I could go either way.

I pray daily for wisdom on how to serve my kids without words.

Look everywhere you can to cut a little bit from your expenses. It will all add up to a meaningful sum.

At the end I couldn't hear what the Queen was saying to me. But it was just great to see her lips moving.

A house divided cannot stand for long. That goes for politicians and the rest of us.