Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

I am starting to talk fast now, and I have to remember to slow down because when I get excited, I start to sound like myself and my American accent goes away.

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up but to support him after.

I'm considering going back to school to become a registered dance therapist.

Everybody now thinks that Nashville is the coolest city in America.

A spirit is a great definition for me.

My actual intake of different substances was far below what people thought it was, no matter how weird or outrageous they think I am

If you're going to let pressure stop you from fulfilling your dreams, you're robbing yourself.

Unless a man learns how to create, he never becomes a part of existence, which is constantly creative. By being creative one becomes divine; creativity is the only prayer.

But classical music is not entertainment, and I feel viciously strong about that. Classical music is forever. Entertainment is something that is here today, and may be gone tomorrow.

Fancy is imagination in her youth and adolescence. Fancy is always excursive; imagination, not seldom, is sedate.