Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

I love women whose hidden desires make horses put an end to their lives at the threshold

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.

The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy.

Modern man lives under the illusion that he knows what he wants, while he actually wants what he is supposed to want.

Tore up from the floor up. Followed by a big outtie. John Mathew

All of the technology is a means to an end. We are the end. And we just have to pay attention.

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

Style is a deeply personal expression of who you are, and every time you dress, you are asserting a part of yourself.

One Whitman is miracle enough, and when he comes again it will be the end of the world.