Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.

Soon, the pain will be over!

If you have enthusiasm you have a very dynamic effective companion to travel with you on the road to somewhere.

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little crew love!” True mocked her.

Who is your opponent tonight, tonight I am playing against the Black pieces

I think we've all lost some kind of feeling.

He is ugly and sad, but he is all love.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.

Well we're good friends so I'm a little prejudice, but I think [Hillary Clinton] is incredibly qualified, and better prepared to be president than almost anyone who's ever run frankly.

The name Sissy came because my brothers called me that.