Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Finish the most important tasks and stop wasting time on irrelevant activities.

Love those who value you and call you out on your BS.

The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.

Life is not a continuous process, there's some sort of finite number of achievements that defines your life.

I never want to lose my Canadian-ness...and when I say Canadian-ness, I mean down-to-earth. I like being able to not take myself seriously and to not feel entitled.

There's no style, nobody dresses up-you can't be chic [in San Francisco]

Being in the limelight has its minuses.

For the socially timid, the kitchen is the place to be. At least, it is a place to start.

I feel I shall live a long time.