Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

The power of well a formulated question unlocks the mind, frees the spirit and allows the imagination to realize a vision through the clarity of intent.

I used to have all of my ducks in a row. Now I'm happy to just have them in my vicinity.

There is no happiness for people at the expense of other people.

Every second that you're filming, you have a myriad of choices to make.

The rehearsal process in general is about trusting one another.

I'm not someone who has a lengthy attention span, and that applies to my exercise routine as well.

A beardless cynic is the shame of nature.

Ask your neighbor only about things you know better yourself. Then his advice could prove valuable.

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

If you bury your face in your tear-stained pillow and beg God to please send you your soul mate, may you not slur your words in such a way that they sound like "cell mate."