Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

The prime of life is that fleeting time between green and over-ripe.

I will preach with my brush.

Movies are all about plot. Theater, even if it's story heavy, it's about ideas.

Sometimes when someone says something stupid, my friends and I just read the reviews out loud and collapse with laughter at the stupidity of it all.

All businesses tend to pass costs onto customers.

I love dill pickles! They're on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.

Caring about the environment has always been a big part of my life. When you grow up in a really beautiful place and you hear that it is jeopardised you want to do something.

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

It's not how pretty you are or how talented you are. It's that if these five people on this day in this room like you, then you get a job.

I've talked in front of ... like... a lot of big business people about stuff I didn't even know.

You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you, he has to know this is business.