Omens are everywhere in this world you just have to find the one that fits.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Uh-oh, big boy. Your blood is in the water and the sharks are circling. Must be feeding time."--Mea Brin, The Huntress

Be an instrument of peace, not a preacher of hate.

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Our number one opponents are not Liverpool, Arsenal or Manchester United. It is ourselves at Chelsea.

In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.

I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments.

I feel like a Mac store! I have a Canadian iPhone, an American iPhone and an iPad. I'm constantly downloading music to iTunes.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

Sometimes we find that we like our thoughts so much that we don't want to let them go.

For me, writing for younger audiences and writing for adults uses two different halves of my brain.