Omnipotence means power to do all that is intrinsically possible, not to do the intrinsically impossible. You may attribute miracles to Him, but not nonsense.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

She slept a dreamless sleep free of dragons for she had slain them once again

Having lived with kings, I have become a king in my own home.

Nothing is so firmly believed as what we least know.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.

There have been few things in my life which have had a more genial effect on my mind than the possession of a piece of land.

Stress comes from knowing what is right and doing what is wrong

I just did in my early twenties what most did when they were teenagers, being free and exploring and making mistakes, but I did it in France. I did it privately.

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.

It's normal that there be fear, in every man, the important thing is that it be accompanied by courage

A virtue which is divine is humility.