(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind.

The grass on the other side will always be greener.But, you will want to go on that side to check how green your side was.

Love doesn't measure that way... you may blame me for your feelings, but it isn't fair to blame me for how you've chosen to behave.

Why travel - because the world was meant to be experienced, not imagined.

Life is a challenge. Realize that and work, every day, to rise up and meet it.

I am not quite a poet but I am something of the kind.

We used to have more references to things that we pulled out because they almost felt like they were trying too hard to allude to something.

You don't stay the hottest guy forever unless you're, um, Dionysus.

For it is an essential difference between capitalist and socialist production that under capitalism men provide for themselves, while under Socialism they are provided for.

War is the usual condition of Europe. A thirty years' supply of causes of war is always on hand.

Eddie waited 'til he finished high school, he went to Hollywood, got a tattoo.