[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Patty believed that parents have a duty to teach their children how to recognize reality when they see it.

Creativity is a flame that lights up and ignites the senses

We will consider every hand who will try to take our weapons, as an Israeli hand.

I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.

You better get as much work as you can now because, once you get over 40, it’s over.

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

If u can't get along with Dravid, u're struggling in life

Extreme poverty is the best breeding ground on earth for disease, political instability, and terrorism.

If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].

The first task in teaching is to bring to consciousness what the students already believe by virtue of their personal experiences about themselves and society.