On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Put it back in the horse!

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

In the cause of expedience and the quest for information, man has always been willing to trump his laws and betray his beliefs to legitimize the torture of those who do not share them.

The world knows nothing of you. That is my gift to you. You are no one.

A healthy mind observes and questions itself. This is the path to inner peace and happiness. Don’t believe everything you think.

I just think that giving a child a chance and sharing what you have with a child is one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, as well as a child.

Your devotion to God is illustrated, demonstrated, and authenticated by your love for others.

The logical man must either deny all miracles or none, and our American Indian myths and hero stories are perhaps, in themselves, quite as credible as those of the Hebrews of old.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Listen with grace, with no judgment, without imposing the law.

I dont think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.

O Lord that lends me life, Lend me a heart replete with thankfulness!