On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

I have a thick skin, which comes from being a not-really-skinny, dark-skinned Indian woman. I haven’t fit in every place, and so I’m kind of used to resistance.

I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in general I would be just wearing, like, a fitted black T-shirt and tight jeans every day.

If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume.

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.

Tune as the sitthar, neither high nor low, and we will dance away the hearts of men.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

For me, it's a great joy to be together with priests: in the end, the bishop of Rome is the bishop and brother of all priests. His mandate is to confirm the brothers in the faith.

I became producer so that I could work with persons like him and to rock the world of Hong Kong Cinema a bit.

The sobering thought is that individuals and societies are not, in the end, remembered for how they made their money, but for how they spent it.

I was into Metallica when they first started, like when Kill Em All came out.

True desire in the heart for anything good is God's proof to you sent beforehand to indicate that it's yours already.

Honor your calling. Everybody has one. Trust your heart and success will come to you.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!