On Thursdays we're Teddy Bear Doctors

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

Without the dreamers who write science fiction and other imaginary material we'd still be sitting in caves ... if we weren't already extinct.

Today's leading real-world retailer, Wal-Mart, uses software to power its logistics and distribution capabilities, which it has used to crush its competition.

Right thinking will be rewarded, wrong thinking punished.

I think hip-hop has more to do with rock and roll. Kanye West is, in many ways, a rock artist.

Despite what people think, I was such a rule follower at school. I loved the whole slacker look, like, 'Hey, I don't care, whatever,' but if I didn't turn my homework in, I would panic.

Infant baptism when practiced can be no more than an expression of the faith and hope of the parents that their child will ultimately be saved.

There is no moment without some duty.

It is much easier to imagine ourselves in the place of God the Creator than in the place of Christ crucified.

At 21, I discovered repression and injustice. The army would shoot students with real bullets.

We are proud to say we are racist and hate to see Whites fighting each other. I oppose the Wars.