On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

All our focus and strength must be concentrated on striving to fulfill the will of God for our lives

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!

The only proof for the existence of God is that without God you couldn't prove anything.

In a Balenciaga you were the only woman in the room - no other woman existed.

But she has found real love, and love can heal and save.

When we did the first sequel [of the Austin Powers] , it was on coattails of the first one doing so well when it was released on video, so we really didn't know what to do with the second plot.

Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

A universal love is not only psychologically possible; it is the only complete and final way in which we are able to love.

The human spirit lies open to God alone, for it is a fathomless depth.

People out there said I was too small. It's those kinds of moments that pushed me to be where I'm at right now.