On Twitter, people like me regularly get called "sore losers" by Trumpeters. It just makes me roll my eyes. This is not about winning and losing. We all lost, even them, they just don't know it yet.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

I'm only sort of a politician.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.

Nothing develops intelligence like travel.

Occasionally, you will be given the chance to be either intellectual or pleasant. Leave being intellectual to others.

There is an equator that runs just under the nose: all that live below the equator are animals; all that live above it are men.

Businesses are terrified. They have no idea what I'm going to do next.

The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does not display himself; He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem.

Knowledge is simply a terrible ocean we must cross, and hope that wisdom lies on the other side.

You can't dance if you got too much muck in your head.