On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Never let the light in your eyes fade...You are beautiful just the way youare..

It was March. The days of March creeping gustily on like something that man couldn't hinder and God wouldn't hurry.

When I'm training in December, I have to eat like 6,000 calories a day to maintain my weight. It's a bit tiring.

One had better not rush, otherwise dung comes out rather than creative work.

I found it very difficult to explain to someone why you did a film. It's not like having a conversation.

My favorite...continues to be Kevin Zraly's 'Windows on the World'.

It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.

To be boosted by an illusion is not to live better than to live in harmony with the truth ... these refusals to part with a decayed illusion are really an infection to the mind.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

Since Caesar, we know his historians are liars. The good writers get read. Bad history doesn't get read.