On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.Or insanity.

It's the family you choose that counts.

I live by grace, in the light of God.

Mutual respect! That's what it takes to be friends.

I had a good imagination and I still have one a child-like imagination that hasn't gone away.

I'm more concerned about the salvation of souls than I am in promoting a particular party.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

You bear God within you, poor wretch, and know it not.

Even when I didn't know anything else about where I was or what I was supposed to be doing. You were my Wayward, even then. Everything always brought me back to you. Everything.

You don't become a saint until you lead a good life whether in Tibet or Italy or America.