On-base percentage really doesn't mean that much.

I pitch like my hair is on fire.

Bunts lead to more big innings than anything else.

The Yankees would be a much better team if they signed a proven closer instead of Tanaka.

I am a student of life, and don't want to miss any experience. There's poetry in this sort of thing, you know--or perhaps you don't know, but it's all the same.

The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through.

We are kites in this world God is holding the string.

While you wait for your dream job, you can engage yourself with the available job.

Listening has certainly become a scarce skill, therefore we need ways to enhance this skill especially for the next generation.

I do not know any way so sure of making others happy as of being so oneself, to begin with.

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

It's not a bad idea to be single, so I can concentrate on my job.

As movies and TV projects come up, they go out to the agents and we just go out and audition for them.

I had no way of knowing where it began or where it ended. Only that it flowed without restraint.