On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I though I screwed everything up, " I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up.

Your dreams are ink

One of the things I'm proud of is my ability to change directions if something's not working.

The valuable person in any business is the individual who can and will cooperate with others.

By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again.

Without passion, nothing happens; without compassion, the wrong things happen.

Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul.

Doctors and nurses seemed to have been born and raised in the hospital, with only short punctuations of absenteeism for such things as schooling and marriage.

When mind controls man, it’s ... Bhoga (bondage). But when man controls mind, it’s...Yoga

This man has conquered the world! What have you done?" The philosopher replied without an instant's hesitation, "I have conquered the need to conquer the world.