On cable now, the writer is king. Any actor chases that.

Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

Laying here in my grave..at last.. I am finally alone.

I was not merely cleaning an oven

Following your heart is the best decision you will ever make.

The first step, and the thing that everyone has to do right on the Internet is make something people want.

When an introvert is quiet, don't assume he is depressed, snobbish or socially deficient.

It is Jazz's very nature to change, to develop & adapt to the circumstances of its environment.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

I want to make honest music and tell honest stories that hopefully reflect the thoughts and feelings other people have.

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.