On days like today you realize that you just can't keep these hypergrowth stocks down.

It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.

We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.

I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.

When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.

Oligopoly, plutocracy, kleptocracy: All things that are good for a shareholder.

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.

God is the Everlasting Father.

There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained, eventually.

Just two choices on the shelf, pleasing God or pleasing self.

Remember that you are an Englishman and consequently have won first prize in the lottery of life.

But Hopes are Shy Birds flying at a great distance seldom reached by the best of Guns.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

In TV, there's so much compromise, it does start to grate a bit. But if you're a writer or an actor, it really is the place to be.

Prayer endows us with the power to draw near to our Eternal Father. How important it is, then, that one of our fundamental teachings to our children is how to pray.

I'm paying for a mistake I made

You have no idea whether the hacking even influenced the election.