[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

What had human beings become? Did war make us evil or just activate an evil already lurking within us?

Marriage: a deeply peculiar and ultimately unkind thing to inflict on anyone one claims to care for.

Behind every unquestionable belief is a system of control.

Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.

Cunning grows in deceit at seeing itself discovered, and tries to deceive with truth itselft.

We have the brand, and we have the fulfillment capability. Now we had to get the Net, and that's the easiest part of the game.

The true masters of the art of living are already happy.

In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!

Colors are beautiful when they are significant.

The way you begin your day determines the way you will live your day.