[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.

A person who uses party as a verb is a person who will walk into a shop and walk out wearing a rubber jumpsuit.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

we know that our world is corrupt and diseased but we're tired of being cynical and feeling helpless. What the hell, tilt at a windmill.

Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.

Necessity, especially in politics, often occasions false hopes, false reasonings, and a system of measures, correspondingly erroneous.

Right now you are in a completely different reality than you were 10 seconds ago.

None of us can take anything with us when we're gone. It's what we leave that's gonna matter.

Imagination allows you to think of the journey worth making. Motivation gets you started. But, it's patience and perseverance that get you there.

Who hates the Jews more than the Jew?

Fools, their wisdom weak, are their own enemies as they go through life, doing evil that bears bitter fruit.

Shockingly, the Bidens donated under $1,000 to all charities combined every year for the ten years prior to 2008.

Would you do your job and not be paid for it? I would do this job, and take on a second job just to make ends meet if nobody paid me. That’s how you know you are doing the right thing.

Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace

As an actor, you should be willing to take challenges.