[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

Success for me its to raise happy, healthy human beings.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

You're at the mercy of the editors' hands.

I could be like everyone else and stop eating, but that wouldn't make me happy.

If you can't be with yourself, you'll never learn to be with anyone else.

I want to get the American people to start sitting at a table together and talking to each other, holding court, and enjoying a meal - and it doesn't have an expense.

My children are my whole life.

As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about!

Overcome evil with good and hate with love.

I never feel more alone than when I'm traveling. Alone and, to some extent, helpless. The world expects a certain level of competence and can be merciless when this expectation is unmet.

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.

Behind every good man, there's a good woman reminding you I knew you when you didn't have nothing.

Rappers are emotional. Critics be reviewin me. But I got love for everybody even if you're suin me.

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

The miracle of compounding returns has been overwhelmed by the tyranny of compounding costs.

It is a whole lot easier to see our problems in others than it is to see them in ourselves.

Nothing takes God by surprise. He knows the future and can therefore guide us through its trackless ways.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.