On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night.

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh.

I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon it as to what the conversation is about.

For me, a tour show should have a narrative; it should have an arc. It shouldn't just be, "Here's one joke, here's another joke." That's not my style. They all have to somehow link together.

We were hooked when we woke.We had arms for each other.But I yearned to resumeMy dreams of another.

Think of it. Going to sleep and waking up later in a science fiction future. It'll be fantastic. The shock and the wonder of it.

THE LINCOLN HAS ITS SCARS ALSO. MY FINGERPRINTS ACROSS ITS THROAT.

There are no whole truths. All truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.

An argument in a couple: 2 people attempting to introduce each other to important truths - by panicked shouting.

You can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes. and the more often you learn to do it, the more light there will be. your life is your life. know it while you have it.

In all the new states of the Union, land monopolization has gone on at an alarming rate, but in none of them so fast as in California, and in none of them, perhaps, are the evil effects so manifest.

As we open our creative channel to the creator, many gentle but powerful changes are to be expected.

You get the most 3D effect when it starts about three to four seconds, that's when it starts feeling 3D. And then what you do, quick shots are always flat.

Judaism is absolutely incompatible with the abandonment of the Torah.