On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

I will not tell you our love story, because-like all real love stories-it will die with us, as it should.

I do love that tune - but really, I must go home. I only meant to stay for a few minutes.

If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.

Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.

Nature creates ability; luck provides it with opportunity.

Nuclear weapons offer us nothing but a balance of terror, and a balance of terror is still terror.

Fight back! Whenever you are offered violence, fight back! The aggressor does not fear the law, so he must be taught to fear you. Whatever the risk, and at whatever the cost, fight back!

I'd like to think I am taking people on a journey; I am not just entertaining people, but giving them something to think about when they leave.

What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It's what you can bear. And there it is... It was death. I chose life.

The truth is I'm a bit old school. For me, it would be hard to put on a Lakers jersey. That's just the way it is.