On ships they call them barnacles; in business they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

When you open your heart, only then will the light come in.

Home is a fairy tale, the kind where children are lost in the woods, found, cooked and eaten.

I'm not going to ask for anything unless the workers want it. If they want it, they'll ask for it.

What can an eternity of damnation matter to someone who has felt, if only for a second, the infinity of delight?

High and low culture come together in all Post Modern art, and American poetry is not excluded from this.

Donald Trump is an "America first" guy. He said, "We protect everyone else's borders but our own."

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

Diseases crucify the soul of man, attenuate our bodies, dry them, wither them, rivel them up like old apples, make them as so many Anatomies.

Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow

When we are high and airy hundreds say That if we hold that flight they'll leave the place, While those same hundreds mock another day Because we have made our art of common things.