On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I don't dream. Come to think of it, i haven't had any dreams in a long time.

There live Christ and Nero in our hearts.

A learned man is a tank; a wiser man is a spring.

Eventually, we can get to a system where an electric company will be able to hold back some of the power so that maybe your air conditioner won't operate at its peak.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

There's not much music I'll listen to if it doesn't have pretty heavy swing. Rhythm is so important. Punk rock would have more power and feeling if it had swing.

Experience is a poor guide to man, and is seldom followed. What really teaches a man is not experience, but observation.

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

Forgiveness is the greatest weapon that God has given us.

That's life: trust and you're betrayed; don't trust and you betray yourself.