On the first night it was on telly, Channel 4 had 17 complaints.

Coo...coo... here comes the dove from above!

D'you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn't get in!

There are no perfect human beings and even those who we pray such as Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Krishna among others, were not perfect.

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

I accept the people's will. As a revolutionary, I have no right to disregard the will of the people.

He that hath a head of waxe must not walke in the sunne. [He that hath a head of wax must not walk in the sun.]

I think people are really looking for some way whereby we can grow our souls rather than our economy.

A belief is something you will argue about. A conviction is something you will die for.

Don't think that any one technique is the end. there is no end. There is no perfect technique. Just when you think you've got them, you're dead because you didn't.

If we were in the habit of reading poets their obscurity would not matter; and, once we are out of the habit, their clarity does not help.

You have done it by being yourself. Perhaps that is what being a friend means, after all.

Racism is the dogma that one ethnic group is condemned by nature to congenital inferiority and another group is destined to congenital superiority.