[On the movie "American Hot Wax:] A plot so thin you could thread a needle with it.

The cliché of the 'Eureka!' moment easily obscures the doubt and uncertainty that are also part of the discovery process.

The Oscar seems to have been confused with the Nobel Peace Prize.

Ever heard of the phrase 'midlife crisis'?

A kiss unlike any other kiss. There was no denying that.

This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.

"With ev'ry pleasing, ev'ry prudent part, Say, what can Chloe want?"-She wants a heart.

Television has the obvious benefits of regularity and intimacy.

To a fool time brings only age not wisdom.

Proceed to not smoke weed around the seed.

Man, I'm a conspiracy theorist by nature. You can't experience the federal penal system and not be somewhat skeptical.

I'd rather have a $10 million business making 15 per cent than a $100 million business making 5 per cent.

We all have a lot more to read than we can read and a lot more to do than we can do.

We are spinning our own fates, good or evil, never to be undone.