On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Live a life that fits your specific circumstances, not one that fits someone else’s expectations

The ordinary stories of our ordinary lives have extraordinary gifts coded within them. . .

For me, 'Rent' was all about coming out of myself, finding out who I was, learning the power I could have as a performer. And 'Wicked' was about harnessing all that strength.

The great thing about an independent film is that you're too busy working, and you're too busy hoping to God to get it done.

Thus Pyrrhonism is not a sect of people who are persuaded of what they say, but it is a sect of liars.

My obligation right now is to do well for myself, my family, my employees, for my companies. And that's what I do.

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

The idea that more taxes and more government spending is the best way to help hardworking middle class taxpayers - that's an old idea that's failed every time it's been tried.

It feels amazing to inspire little kids to want to do gymnastics and have fun with it.

I love this country, but the union jack leaves me cold.