On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Magical morning lights, dreamy sky, Smiling flowers letting us know summer is opening her eyes

Lie to yourself if you want, but you’re not fooling me. Your excuses tell me that you didn’t really want it.

Having happy kids is far more important than anything they'll ever accomplish. Without happiness success and contentment is always hard to reach.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

Political progress will only take place if sufficient security exists.

Expression is not a matter of passion mirrored on the human face or revealed by a violent gesture. When I paint a picture, its every detail is expressive.

What I want to do is make sure middle class kids, not Donald Trump's kids, get to be able to afford college.

I only have control over one person and that’s myself. And I feel good about it.

England with all thy faults, I love thee still-- My country! and, while yet a nook is left Where English minds and manners may be found, Shall be constrained to love thee.

The atrocious crime of being a young man . . . I shall neither attempt to palliate nor deny.