On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Take care not to listen to anyone who tells you what you can and can't be in life.

He was an embittered atheist (the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him)...

I'm not at all an active feminist. On the contrary, I'm a bourgeois. I love family life, I love doing the same thing every day.

Reba is very, very close to everyone around her. She's a classy lady.

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial.

The advertising man is a liaison between the products of business and the mind of the nation. He must know both before he can serve either.

I get scared of a lot of attention. I get scared of the spotlight. And I'm not talking about on the basketball court.

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

Most people I know I think agree and even many theists agree with this. We don't want government involved.

People sometimes say, 'Oh, you were a movie star,' and I'm like, 'No, I was a supporting actress.' I wasn't an A-list actress, and I'm fine with that. I'm proud of what I did in film.