On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The most important love in life is the one that comes from you to you.

I love creating individual short stories within chapters, but I want to get better at building consistent narratives from start to finish.

What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?

If you look at the history of big obstacles in understanding our world, there's usually an intuitive assumption underlying them that's wrong.

Being a successful trader also takes courage: the courage to try, the courage to fail, the courage to succeed, and the courage to keep on going when the going gets tough.

We haven't done anything. That has devolved into a partisan bickering of the kind that says Nero was fiddling while Rome burned.

Happiness is the cessation of suffering.

Deplorable mania, when something happens, to inquire what.

but I had also learned that freedom of speech means freedom from rhetoric.

I have a pretty good sense of when to express misgivings. And white critics are just as capable of pointing those things out and noticing them as people of color.