On the sixth day god created man, on the seventh day man created god.Now we are even.

The main causes for divorceare marriages.

Did god make man too perfect, So that a piece has to be removedthrough circumcision?

Nothing remains the same.The only thing that never changesis the fact that everything changes.

The bullshit detector is the biggest enemyof every religion."From: "Gesels van een imaginaire god"('Scourges of an imaginary god')

From history books you should at best believe just the punctuation. The rest is uncertain, incomplete, distorted, exaggerated or even fabricated.

Don't be sad that it's over.Be glad that you ever lived to see it.

Only those who are brainwashed and foolsbelieve in the existence of a god.Those who are indifferent just pretend.

From bigots who hawk their goddoor-to-door, preserve us.

The purpose of lifeis to give our life purpose.

I shall be as brief as I can, for it is not by piling up detail that I hope to achieve my picture, but by putting the emphasis where I think it belongs.

You know all is not well when Hell resorts to outsourcing to close deals made with the Devil. Or in this case, a guy named Stan.

The ocean is both my mistress and my lover. How else can I explain her salty kiss that is still on my lips.

No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone.

Superior leaders are willing to admit a mistake and cut their losses. Be willing to admit that you've changed your mind. Don't persist when the original decision turns out to be a poor one.

It doesn't behoove elderly persons to follow fashion in their thinking nor in the way they dress.

I think the market driven economic system is the most productive system, but to have that work in the world, you've got to also have social investments to go along with that.

Knowledge about limitations of your data collection process affects what inferences you can draw from the data.

You have this preconceived notion of him [Sly Stallone] as a big, tough guy, but he speaks four languages and he likes to watercolor.

The question is always the same with a dragon: will he talk with you or will he eat you?